The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star and her bare bum did take a crack at it though when they graced the cover of Paper magazine's Winter 2014 issue. In another image from the glossy, Kim balanced a full glass of champagne on her famous booty. This didn't bring the wild wild web to a halt, but it did inspire a handful of amusing memes.
As you can probably imagine, a lot of these were dangerously NSFW, but some managed to keep it PG-13...
PHOTOS: Kim Kardashian wearing clothes that you can see through
Like this one, which has Bruce Willis' bald head (x2) filling in for each butt cheek.
PHOTO: Check out Kim Kardashian's very special, one-of-a-kind accessory!
And this gem, which turned Kim into a centaur because, well, why not?
PHOTOS: Try and keep up with Kimye
One Toronto morning show host made his own version of the paper, substituting him for Kim and coffee for champagne!
PHOTOS: Stars' naked magazine covers
Oh, and in case anyone was worried what Kanye West thought of his wife's bootyliciousness being out on display, here's his short and sweet tweet of approval:
Keep 'em com in', Internets—you can do better!
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